Tags: do it! do it!

I WANT TO MOVE OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: pissed tha fuck off

 I could live in the Enchanted Forest
Dance
Dance
Dances

I Live in a Polaroid Picture












creeeeeper










as I was uploading these pictures a surprise package arrived for me
Something that was from one of my favorite infomercials
Jason ordered me the Ronco Showtime Knife set
They are so sexy
Orgasmic
The Roc & Chop knife
The Sporstman Knife (so the next time I'm in Washington fishmarket and Filet with the pros!)
The Cheese Knife
the Chope & Serve
Bread & Bagel knife
and many, many more
I can't wait to rip shit up in my Kitchen with them.
SOOOoooooOOO SEXXXXy

Current Mood: whoo hoo!
Current Music: Gimme More Britney SEXY FUCKER

I like assholes, especially the ones that smash my car window and steel shit.
they're my fave :)

everyday I realize something new out of my car is missing. 
First I just thought it was Ciska's purse
then I realized  my CDs were missing (which means you should ALL burn me new CDs)
then I realized they stole some of my clothes
then today ,the Pièce de résistance:  they stole my registration sticker.
WHAT THE FUCK? why would you steel someones registration sticker? why? its not like its easy to get those things off, and more importantly, WHY? why would you take my registration sticker? do they just want to make my life hard? do they want to get me pulled over? did they want to make me pay the $6 it will take to get it replaced?
assholes! my life is full ot them...

at work I laugh  in my head at the rediculous assholes, or sometimes I laugh outloud behind their backs

This woman is calling in a pick up order, it starts off normal enough with some sandwiches ans a greek salad, 
then she says she's going to be returning a salad.
I chuckled then, realizing she was serious, said "I'm sorry?" because, surely, i thought, i miss understood her. 
but alas, was no fault of my half deaf ears, 
she went on to explain that she got a salad delivered last week and, well, it didn't have any dressing. So she wanted to return it. 
This is a week old salad that she wants to bring in and return for a new salad because it didin't have dressing?  seriously? thats nasty.
She came in to pick up her order and handed me the week-old salad she had kept in her fridge (it had chicken on it that had gone very bad). I quickly handed the crazy off to the manager to sort things out. He asked when the salad was delivered 
"Oh, sometime last week"
and did she call anyone that night to tell them about the salad?
"No, I just thought I'd return it the next time I came in"

I highly suspect that she put the salad in the fridge when it was delivered, and forgot about it. Then rediscovering it a week later and not wanting to waist what was probably about $9, she came up with the plan of "returning" the salad, because it "had no dressing". Really lady? really? You return clothes or a puppy maybe, but spoiled food? Yes, this salad sat in my fridge for a week and now I would like to return it in exchange for a new one. what the fuck are poeple thinking? 

This lady was fallowed by a woman who ordered 3 spinach lasagnas, then returned a couple hours later with one of the lasagnas claiming they all tasted horrible and she wanted her money back, handing over the one remaining lasagna. My manager asked 
"didn't you order three lasagnas?"
"well, yes, but I couldn't bring the other ones in"
so basically you ate the lasagnas and didn't want the third one, so you tried to get your money back? 


People are so fucking cray! What are they thinking? what? please tell me what these people are thinking.

Current Location: ur anus
Current Mood: what tha fuck!?
Current Music: "ocean noise" by My Clock Radio

my life sucks my life sucks muy life sucks sucks some balls my life sucks balls

all I do is work, and nothing else.
when I am invited to do something its either 
a) during work so I can't go or 
b) after work and i'm too tired to go.
my life sucks balls big huge balls

I have done almost NOTHING during spring break. I hung out with nina on saturday I believe, and then with hallie on Wed and thats it!!!! I have done nothing! I'm so bored! and I have all this energy and no where to spend it and no one to do anything with!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXTENT OF MY BOREDOM. I hate my life right now, I hate it. I look through all the pictures of everyone else having fun and doing shit and am like "why the hell does my life suck so much?" its unnecessary how much my life sucks, like oh dear god it SUCKS.
The bright side is I have Friday and Saturday off and I only work from 12-3 on sunday. SO LETS HANG OUT!!!!!!! I want to non-stop be hanging out wtih people doing fun shit from right now until I have to work on sunday. no sleep is required. Just haning out, doing shit, not being bored around the house. I'm going to start kidnapping people. the only problem is none of them are home because they're all out having a life!! ARGH!

So please please please gimme a call and lets hang out! go see a show, or do SOMETHING! anything! I don't care if its cleaning a public toilet as long as I'm with someone and we're doing something I'll be happy. 

I apologize for the bitchyness of this post im just really fucking pissed about how bored I am and that I've had all this time and done NOTHING! I hate it when I waist time, it pisses me off. I'm like an old jewish woman I don't like waisting things.

AND! 
My step sis is having this really bad ass dance party for her b-day sat night in my step dad's warehouse and my sister's band is coming and Dj-ing and she said I could have some friends. Anyone want to come? It will be really bad ass, promise!

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Fat Pat

I never thought I'd be so desperate to go back to school!
Dear lord! I haven't seen anybody for over a week!
My mom is just worried that if I go backs too soon I'm just going to get sick again
I'm willing to take that risk to see people, actual people, who breathe and talk and shit....

What I have discovered while stuck in my bedroom is that Law & Order is on ALL THE TIME
Seriously, and it comes on like 4 different channels and there are like 3 differnt kinds too
Theres Law & Order CI (Criminal Intent)
Theres Law & Order SVU (Special victims unit)
and then just plain ol' Law & Order
and its on ALL DAY
I swear to god its coming on the fucking disney channel....

so if I'm not at school tomorrow please, COME SEE ME!
I'm about to die from lack of human contact
I swear I won't get you sick!!!!
The last time I saw someone who wasn't related to me was last weekend
When Nina and her heart of gold came by to see me 
Or at least I think that was during the weekend, I've lost track of time.

better yet kidnap me! I'm dying to get out of the house!

Current Location: chimmy changa!!!!!!!!!!!! ey paco! my tortilla!
Current Mood: disgruntled
Current Music: John Coltrane

I went to the ER for the first time in my life last night. I had come home from work and felt like shit so I tried to go to bed. It was miserable, I couldn't sleep because I was coughing so much I could barely breathe and my whole body was achy and shaky and i was FREEZING, and as you all know i'm never cold. I got up around 2 and got a drink from the kitchen, which woke up my mom. She took my temperature and I had a 103 degree fever (after drinking a glass of ice water). My mom was really concerned that I had pneumonia because the steroid, prednizone, i was on ( for ceder fever) strips your immune system and makes you exxtremely susceptible to things like pneumonia and the flu. She asked if I wanted to go the ER, but I decided to try to go back to sleep.
After two hours of restless attempted sleep I got up again (whcih woke up my mom). She told me to pack up and that we were going to the ER. I was really glad we did. I don't have pneumonia but I do have the flu. I got some cough syrup "your going to want to lick the inside of that cup" my ER nurse said "thats the good stuff". and I also got an antiviral. My cough syrup mad me sleepy and I was finally able to go to sleep at 5 in the morning.

So then this morning (and by morning I mean when i woke up at 3 in the afternoon) I called work to tell them I wouldn't be able to come into woork this weekend b/c i have the flu. My manager, who can be a little cold, told me to call around and get my shifts covered and then call back. Well, the only people who work the counter (besides me, at least that I've met) are Kevin and Courtney and I knew courtney was already working as a server over the weekend, and kevin was already scheduled to work the counter with me. I called back twice and mark (a guy in training) asked me to call back in about 15 mins both times. Then I fell asleep. When I woke up my mom said that she called work for me and talked to my manager. The only thing I had said to my manager was that I had the flu, my mom, however, "did macy tell you she was in the ER last night with a 103 degree fever?". Apparently my manager "wishes I get well" and "has already taken care of my shifts" (my mom said it sounded like bull shit).

I've been quarantined in my bedroom all day and am DYING of boredom, and it doesn't look like I'll be getting out anytime soon.

The highlight of my day was my sister coming over with her new bunny she got today. Its the CUTEST FULFFIEST MOST ADORABLE thing you've ever seen. I wish I had better pictures.

Current Location: my uber cozy bedilicious
Current Mood: BORED!
Current Music: food network

I'm sick and it sucks. Ceder fever is kicking me ass. I'm on FIVE different prescriptions right now, yes FIVE. I have an ear infection and a soar throat and my glands are so swollen in my neck my doctor damn near shit herself. I'm also coughing so much that my ribs feel bruised. And all I want is mashed potatoes but i'm too tired to drive to the store and too poor to buy them. I'm not sure if i'm going to school tomorrow, my mom doesn't think i should but i HATE staying home all day, its sooo boring. 

Current Mood: sick
Current Music: french kiss soundtrack

I hate feeling like I waisted a weekend. I feel like all I did this weekend was sleep, which is lame.  True, I did go to soco and emo's friday, but i feel like that doesn't count as the weekend b/c it was a school day. Saturday I fucking slept in until 2:30!!!!!!! It felt sooooo good, but I always feel like i've waisted the entire day. Honestly, I probably needed it b/c thursday night I went to see my sister's show and they didn't go on until 1:00, and friday I didn't get home until 4:30 in da mornin (though it was totallly worth it!).  I hate I work only weekends, 5-9 or 5-10 fri,sat and sun. I mean those are the prime hanging out hours. I think everyone just needs to start making mangia the cool chill spot, it will surpass flips and spider house and all those other "hip" places. That would be cool. 

Current Mood: cranky

When did everything become so negative?
when did everyone become so negative? 

I feel like an outsider these days.
I feel I don't have anyone to talk to.
and I'm tired of being lonely.

Talk to me, please. I want to know how you're feeling, whats going on in your life, who you are. Does no one do this? Or just not with me? and Why? I don't know anyone, and if I don't know you, you sure as hell can't know me and I hate that. I want to be known!

I'm going to go sit in my tent and think a while. Would you like to join me?

Current Mood: lethargic